Transformers (2007)

Alright first things first, this movie was awesome. I really do not care if the story was bland and the acting sucked. Megan Fox is hot, the Labeouf kid is pretty cool, even though he is a little cheesy, and the autobots are amazing. The little stupid quips that just about every character says are not exactly the best in the world but i think that is sort of the point with the movie. Its not about the acting but more of living in the action that is thought up by none other than Michael Bay. Shitty director but an awesome action creator. Like i have been saying do not see the movie for the acting or plot, simply the action is enough to set this giant off. So suck it up and just see the movie if you haven’t. Make the decision if the movie or sucked based on what you think not what stupid ass critics think….;)!

Drag Me To Hell 2009

Alright i know the freaky old lady looks kind of familiar, she should. It is the style that Sam Raimi used in classics like The Evil Dead and The Army of Darkness. These were AMAZING movies but this one was not. Sorry to say but the satire and irony in this one feels extremely pushed and only makes you laugh or crack a smile for a split second. Not only that it just seems cheesy and stupid compared to the low budget classics that Sam Raimi is well known for. So if you enjoy watching some stupid ass lady deny an old gypsy a loan extension and basically get raped by old gypsy magic for it, then go ahead and waste your time. Just do not get excited and expect to see something great. Also by the way, if you are familiar with Sam Raimi’s other movies you will be able to call every move in this crappy excuse for a Humor/Horror film.

If you have not seen this movie yet, you really should rent it(i really mean just rent it, preferably from the red box if it is there). I know it sounds kind of gay and you probably think its a chick flick or something. Well you are kind of right but some of the shit is really funny. Besides the Russel Brand dbag, which in all reality is pretty funny in this movie, there are some parts that just make you laugh so hard you want to throw up.

Basically this guy wants to get over his movie star fiance girlfriend or whatever she is and goes on a trip to Hawaii. Only to find that her and the guy she was cheating on him with had gone to the same resort as he did. Basically this ensues with quite a few laughs and some deuchbagery from Russell Brand as usual(pretty funny i must admit). It is quite a long movie and most of it is gay, honestly all you really need to see is this shitty video i put in here and you will laugh pretty hard.