Clash of the Titans 2010

Clash of the Titans is obviously a remake of the 1981 film of the same name. If you have seen that one you have pretty much seen this one as well. It is not like they took anything new and put it in this film besides better effects, obviously. No, I did not see this film in 3D. I am not a big fan of the whole 3D craze. I will say this about the 3D: It was post production which would make the movie look like shit. Quite a few people I know did see it in 3D and said it was crap. The extra money to see it in 3D would have been a HUGE waste.

The story of the movie is the same story that has been told for years and by years I mean hundreds if not thousands. Taking in to consideration that this is a remake they did try to spice it up with some dumb jokes and retarded quips. For instance when the 6 or 7 people are about to fight Medusa, Perseus (Sam Worthington) says, “Lets kill this Bitch!” with a smirk. Mean really? Do you have to slaughter Greek mythology with modern day slander like that?

Now you would think that a movie that is supposed to be built around action scenes would have some sort of good action in it right? WRONG, this shit was so confusing and made zero sense at all until the end of the fight scene. Not to mention people die for no reason. If you are going to kill them the people 2 mins in to a fight make them a lesser character not a supporting one. Hey they killed the 2 scorpions NICE! Ohh shit why are there 15 more? Its that type of stuff that made this movie complete crap.

The movie was littered with no name actors and actresses. You can clearly see they were trying to save money on the film and hopefully destroy the box office. Well the succeeded and I feel bad for Liam Neeson playing in this movie. Now he has to be associated with these retards for the rest of his life. The only other mentionable name in the movie would be Sam Worthington but the dude is dumb so no one really cares.

Go see this movie if you dare to. Just do not expect anything of real value from the movie. I was wrong about the action before I saw this. They made it look so enticing but just turned out like crap.

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