Repo Men

Did anyone see a movie like this coming? Let alone with a big name or two in it? I would like to say that this was a unique concept and I really did not see it coming. Now that is aside, WTF!? Why the hell man? I know they were trying to pull something off that was not anything that has been done before. I hate to break it to the creators of this movie but what the hell were you thinking? You offered a story that has been told a million times over and over again. Yeah put some crazy futuristic stuff along with bio-limb shit in there you think you have a hit? Screw that complete waste my freakin’ time.

If you have not heard about this movie yet, do not get fooled by how they make it sound. They start the movie off with this troubled family man (Jude Law) that is having difficulty with his marriage to his wife because of his crazy job. Basically his wife does not like him killing people because it is justified with the saying, “A job is a job”. So him and his child hood friend (Forest Whitaker) are basically going around retaining these artificial organs from people that are passed due on their payments. Not to mention as a side note, fuck artificial organs if they are going to cost me a million dollars put a god damn bullet in my head. Eventually Jude Law has a change of heart and says you know what this shit is crazy.

Its not that I really did not like the movie, it was the fact that I feel that about 45 mins of life was wasted on something that did not need to happen. Did the writer not know how to make this shit come out or something? Did they get bored? Did someone fuck up the script half way through? The movie itself did have substance and depth. The characters played well despite the fact that Forest Whitaker was trying to be bad ass. I am just hung up on one thing and it pisses me off. Go see this shit for yourself and make sure that you fill that void with something, maybe some popcorn or even milk duds and a coke.

Dr. Abigail Tyler

Who the hell came up with this movie idea? When I first saw the trailer for this movie I knew for a fact I had to do the research to see what the “true story” behind it was. The reason I say I HAD TO is because of all these crappy movies claiming to be based on true events but then the true events turn out to be some stupid persons imagination or are only a fraction of what plays out in the movie. Anyways, what I found was really nothing because this shit is not REAL. It was a genius marketing scheme and got many many people hyped up for this movie.

The movie itself lacked character. There was just something about it that just was just blah. Even Milla Jovovich could not pull this one out of the dark. The scenes where “actual footage” was used did not look right. In my opinion it all looked fake. Not to mention there is one scene that if it was real there is no way this film would pull of the PG-13 rating it got.

For some reason up in Alaska there has been many many mysterious deaths and missing persons for apparently no reason. So much so that the FBI has gotten involved to determine that they are fucking crazies up there and get drunk all the time. The movie is based on one woman’s perspective on the whole thing where she believes that aliens are abducting people and doing tests on them. Not to mention the woman looks and talks like a straight up mental patient. Ohh yeah no one really believes here. Just some marketing people and a director or producers thought they could make money off this woman’s crazy stories. Go see if it you are in to those kinds of things, ohh yeah this is my opinion. It might be better in your eyes. Do not forget your tin foil hats!

Klaatu Does Not Play Around

Wow, Keanu Reeves puts on another AMAZING performance. The acting in this movie is so good i just could not watch it again. You wouldn’t believe how much stuff is jam packed right in to this amazing film.

Now back to reality, this movie SUCKED ass. Kind of funny since this was the only character roll that Keanu Reeves’ personality actually fit and he managed to screw it up like every other film in history. The only good part was when he gets shot at the begining of the movie and no one knows what he is. Then he comes out of his shit skin and its Keanu Reeves, the movie is shot after this point on.

So if you feel like watching another shitty movie by Keanu Reeves go ahead and be prepared to throw up when starts speaking.