If you have not seen this movie yet, you really should rent it(i really mean just rent it, preferably from the red box if it is there). I know it sounds kind of gay and you probably think its a chick flick or something. Well you are kind of right but some of the shit is really funny. Besides the Russel Brand dbag, which in all reality is pretty funny in this movie, there are some parts that just make you laugh so hard you want to throw up.

Basically this guy wants to get over his movie star fiance girlfriend or whatever she is and goes on a trip to Hawaii. Only to find that her and the guy she was cheating on him with had gone to the same resort as he did. Basically this ensues with quite a few laughs and some deuchbagery from Russell Brand as usual(pretty funny i must admit). It is quite a long movie and most of it is gay, honestly all you really need to see is this shitty video i put in here and you will laugh pretty hard.

Klaatu Does Not Play Around

Wow, Keanu Reeves puts on another AMAZING performance. The acting in this movie is so good i just could not watch it again. You wouldn’t believe how much stuff is jam packed right in to this amazing film.

Now back to reality, this movie SUCKED ass. Kind of funny since this was the only character roll that Keanu Reeves’ personality actually fit and he managed to screw it up like every other film in history. The only good part was when he gets shot at the begining of the movie and no one knows what he is. Then he comes out of his shit skin and its Keanu Reeves, the movie is shot after this point on.

So if you feel like watching another shitty movie by Keanu Reeves go ahead and be prepared to throw up when starts speaking.

Top notch action movie! This is no brainer movie to go see and one of the top movies of 2009 as far as an action film goes. I did have a couple of beefs with this film. WTF was up with the whole brothers shit in this movie. From my understanding the 2 furry freaks in the movie were never brothers from the comic books. In my opinion this is one of those stupid ass book to movie fuck ups that make no sense at all. Same shit happened with Harry Potter and other popular books converted to movies.

The other crap that pissed me off is what Ryan Reynolds turned in to at the end. First thought was, who the hell was that? Well in all reality this part would have been much better if Ryan Reynolds could have made his funny snide remarks during the fight scene but instead the cum master evil scientist came his radiactive cum all over his mouth and sealed it shut. Pretty gay if you ask me.

Anyways go see this movie for sure despite the crappy non sense that most films have to put up with.